Audi Q5 Is A Great Car – My Three-Day Love Affair

Dear Reader,

I hope this article finds you well and in good spirits. It has been a minute. Not that I have not had anything to write about. I was away in Latvia for a holiday break, and my computer (that old Macbook Pro) was left at home in Brussels. I am back now, and I have something to say.

I had an affair. With a car. Again.

Also, I got married, but that is another story.

Her name was Audi. Her surname was Q5. We had met before, but this was the first time we really felt each other personally. I asked if I could sit on her lap and touch her lovely steering wheel. She has an automatic gearbox; thus, I sort of knew what to expect. This Audi had a wonderfully sounding 3L engine, which she let me enjoy while driving for about 500 kilometers. She had an appetite. She drank roughly 120 EUR worth of diesel, but since I am not cheap when it comes to ladies named Audi, I did not mind the expense. She also let me wash her, which I thoroughly enjoyed.

Is it weird that I enjoy cars so much? Is it weird that I refer to them as if they were humans? Probably. But Audi is an Audi. If someone in Ingolstadt is reading this, please note that I have every intention of coming to your wonderful Audi museum. And I may want to test drive an Audi RS6. Would it be possible? Drop me a line.

I am back in my lovely Brussels. I’ll soon go to work in the most amazing place possible, for which I am still immensely grateful.